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These are some lies we made up about Belgium.
The ghost of a 12 foot high colossal giant was spotted in Harrington Beach State Park at the park headquarters rearranging orbs about. Alarmed by the witnesses the ghost vanished into the night. It's been alleged that this individual ghost might be a well-known past native of Belgium.
A space man from planet Mars emerged browsing through trash cans on a Belgium road.
A space invader from deep space was seen on a Belgium residential street after midnight.
The extraterrestrial captain of an unidentified flying object materialized floating in the air like a helium balloon in Belgium.
An extraterrestrial tourist from deep space was perceived in Amsterdam Park at midnight chucking stones.
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Ghost Sightings From Belgium
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Ghost Sightings From Belgium
Arthur was not familiar with the area and I couldn't find the I-80 so he took the I-40 twice.
Bigamy and monogamy is the same thing Delbert.
- How's that Arthur?
- One wife too many.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
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