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Vasco da Gama has regularly been witnessed sipping blood from a glass in East End Park in the early morning hours.
A guy having a sword in his head is frequently made out poking around in mailboxes before sunrise in Beldenville.
The martian pilot of a flying saucer is rumored to have been observed on one or two occasions playing a tune on a guitar in a Beldenville home.
The spirit of a mailman can often be noticed by Coulson H2047 Dam at midnight gazing at the water. According to the people who live here, this spirit is probably the stressed spirit of a person who used to live here in Beldenville.
An martian traveler from another world may be distinguished frequently pulling a corpse from the cold water of Goose Creek late in the night.
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Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
How do you confuse an idiot?
- Don't know?
- Four. . . . Are you confused?.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Arthur was lying in bed gazing at the stars, and then he thought to himself, what the hell happened to the ceiling.
The two birds had been boyfriend girlfriend for a long time and things had been going well, but today the girl bird was inconsolable.
- I already told you honey, I did not get married to someone else, I was abducted by a gang of ornithologists and they put this ring on me.
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