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The ghost of a youthful cowboy has supposedly been observed on a handful of occasions pulling a corpse across the ground in Bucholtz Park after midnight. Locals assert that this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Bear Creek a long time ago.
A giant gorilla can every so often be observed floating down on Bear Creek late at night.
Christopher Columbus was perceived striding alongside a desolate highway close to Bear Creek.
An martian explorer from another galaxy emerged taking a rest on the floor in a home in the vicinity of Bear Creek.
The spirit of a silver-miner was distinguished on a dark night ascending out of Blueberry Marsh drenched in mud. When made out the ghost came up to the onlooker who then ran off. A woman who lives here declares that this ghost is that of a local person who dwelled here in Bear Creek in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Bear Creek
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Why on earth did you shave your neck Arthur?
-Oops, must have put my shirt on backwards.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Cowboy Arthur had just bought two horses from a local horse trader but had a hard time telling them apart. He decided to cut off one ear on one of the horses. But a few days later the other horse got his ear stuck in a gate and tore it off so now he couldn't tell them apart again.
So he came up with the idea to cut the tail off one of them. But the same night the other horse accidentally stuck his tail in the campfire and it burned off completely and the two horses looked the same to Cowboy Arthur again.
Arthur was out of ideas but one day his cousin Arthur came to visit. Arthur was a veterinarian, he suggested that he would amputate the legs on one of the horses to be able to tell them apart. Arthur thought that was a great idea and he had Arthur perform the procedure the same day.
- Wow cousin Arthur, that did it. The black horse is three feet shorter than the white horse now, no way I'll get 'em mixed up now.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
His lips are moving.
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