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These are some lies we made up about Bay City.
The alien navigator of an alien spacecraft can now and then be witnessed trying to get cars to stop beside a gloomy road in the neighborhood of Bay City.
A woman's body with a raccoon's head has often been noticed at Bullard Creek after midnight chucking pebbles into the flowing water.
A very large deer is often seen by Henry Henricks Dam on a dark night gazing at the water.
A guy having the head of a devil has been said to have been witnessed on numerous occasions in Richard J Dorer Memorial Hardwood State Forest before sunrise hunting with a crossbow. A lot of folks who live here say this ghost is the ghost of a vacationer that was killed while journeying through Bay City some time ago.
An extremely large lamb can regularly be perceived dispatching a packet at a Bay City post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Bay City
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Ghost Sightings From Bay City
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
Why do idiots carry car doors around in the desert?
- So they can roll down the window when it gets hot.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
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