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The extraterrestrial pilot of an alien spaceship is known to have been observed on a small number of instances in Clam River State Fishery Area around midnight concealing a cadaver by a big rock.
The ghost of a youthful air force pilot can be witnessed very frequently in a mirror in a Barronett flat; the ghost was only visible in the mirror.
A youthful girl dressed in a blood-splattered dress has every now and then been observed at Montgomery Creek around midnight chucking pieces of wood into the flowing water.
A massive ground hog has allegedly been noticed on several occasions in a house next to Barronett.
A woman with a bottle-green face can from time to time be made out at Bashaw Trout Springs late in the night trying to verbalize something. Locals allege that this spirit enjoys frightening foolish people who dare to upset the serenity in Barronett. Regardless of what folks verbalize, it in all certainty is a scary ghost that is rather not disturbed.
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Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Why do idiots open their milk cartons in the store?
It says ''Open here''.
Doctor Rueprecht had invented a machine that transferred the birth pains from the mother to the father and he was going to try it out on one of his patients. Arthur's wife Gertrude was about to give birth so he decided to try the machine on them. He set the machine to 1/2, transferring half of the pain to the father to make it fair. Arthur didn't seem to be in any pain at all so the doctor went ahead and set it to full, transferring all the pain to the father. Arthur didn't even blink. The machine is even better than I had hoped thought the doctor.
The next day when the couple brought their newborn baby back home they found Arthur's best friend Delbert dead in the front yard.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur: -What are Brazilian fans called ?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Brazil nuts !.
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