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These are some lies we made up about Barron.
A man with the head of a goblin was witnessed on a Barron road late in the night. When the ghost was seen it disappeared into the air. Regardless of what, it's a chilling spirit that should be kept away from.
A woman afire, carrying a petroleum bottle was noticed calling out names of people on the shore of Little Lake. The phantom was ingested by the thin air after being made out.
The phantom of a grower in a farmer hat is regularly spotted appearing menacing at Barron City Dam late at night.
The alien crew member of a flying saucer has allegedly been distinguished on a small number of instances in Becker Park around midnight pulling a corpse over rocks.
An alien traveler from outer space may regularly be spotted in the center of Barker Creek staring angrily at the bystander.
A space man from Pluto can be witnessed very frequently hovering in the air like a hot-air balloon in Barron.
A colossal armadillo is occasionally spotted
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in a hardware store in the Barron neighborhood.
An extraterrestrial from deep space has supposedly been made out on numerous occasions trying on clothes in a Barron trailer.
A large menacing ogre can every so often be made out ascending out of a drain hole on a Barron residential street late at night.
A very large bunny has repeatedly
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been observed performing a song on a harp in a Barron building.
A huge goat is regularly distinguished smoking a cigar by the entrance to Saint Croix National Scenic River.
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Ghost Sightings From Barron
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Ghost Sightings From Barron
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Hey Delbert, I've got an idea that'll make us rich, we're gonna forge ten dollar bills?
How are we going to do that Arthur?
- You take a hundred dollar bill and put whiteout over the second zero, see you can't tell the difference.
Health advice by Doctor Rueprecht:
- If you eat an apple a day for 36500 days you will live to be 100.
Gertrude was at the mall shopping and picked out a very expensive dress.
- Ok I'll take this one, and could you please deliver it to me. And make sure you first take it to the neighbors house accidentally with the price tag in plain sight.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Mom, why does dad have so little hair on his head?
- Well dear, it's because he thinks so much.
- Mom, why do you have so much hair on your head?.
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