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These are some lies we made up about Baraboo.
The ghost of an aged prospector with a big mustache and a wooden right leg has been said to have been seen on frequent occasions staring at people in a Baraboo residence through an air vent.
A large creepy monster may frequently be spotted in a wild location in the vicinity of Baraboo.
A space invader from deep space may be observed very often hiding a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Attridge Park after midnight.
A very large snake has from time to time been noticed standing in the middle of a murky highway in the vicinity of Baraboo.
A space alien has supposedly been distinguished on frequent occasions drinking gasoline from a gasoline pump at a fueling station in Baraboo.
Napoleon Bonaparte may every now and then be witnessed sobbing down near Skillet Falls before sunrise.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from deep space was observed at Dells Manor Dam late at night yelling.
A space invader from planet Saturn became visible up
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on the highest spot of North Range gazing.
The phantom of an old woman hauling a handgun was made out on the apex of one of the hills in the North Range at night trying to seize something. The observer fled immediately after he made out the ghost. A number of of the people who live in this town claim this ghost is that of a local who resided
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here in Baraboo in the past.
A massive hare came into view late at night floating by on Dell Creek.
An alien from another part of the galaxy was spotted walking a Sheepdog before sunrise on a dark Baraboo street.
The ghost of a waitress was observed scaring people in Hoot Owl Hollow late in the night. When the onlooker showed up the ghost fled.
The phantom of an old cleaning lady has repeatedly been spotted peeping through home windows in Baraboo before sunrise.
The ghost of a young-looking lady dressed as a house keeper is often witnessed around midnight soaring over Steinke Basin.
The phantom of a young cowboy is rumored to have been spotted on frequent instances in a rubber boat on Johnson Ponds turning toward the eye witness. Regardless of what, it's undoubtedly a frightening phantom that you would not want to come across around midnight.
A frightening creature can often be spotted watching movies in a Baraboo living room very late at night. Whatever folks articulate, this ghost unquestionably
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is terrifying; one that you shouldn't go seeking.
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Ghost Sightings From Baraboo
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Ghost Sightings From Baraboo
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur had a new job as a life guard on the beach and his boss came to check up on him since it was his first day on the job.
- So how are things going so far Arthur?
- Oh, it's great, people are so friendly here, they keep waving to me from the water.
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Delbert, I'm so glad that fish I caught yesterday got away.
- Glad?
- Yeah Delbert, there wasn't enough space for the both of us in the boat.
Douglas was on a first date with a girl he had just met and took her to a nice restaurant. When he saw the menu he was shocked by the high prices, so he said:
- Ok, fatso, what would you like to eat?.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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