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A gargantuan shrew is rumored to have been observed on numerous occasions in a residence in Bancroft.
The phantom of an old Indian chief may frequently be perceived gazing at the vista from the apex of The Ledge before dawn. One thing is for certain, it without a doubt is a frightening phantom that you shouldn't go looking for.
A black as coal crow that shape-shifted into a woman can be spotted time and again seeking a woman mid stream in Duck Creek. Nonetheless, this ghost undoubtedly is frightening; one that should be stayed away from.
The ghost of a youthful lady clad as a house keeper has sometimes been spotted sobbing in Frost Park in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The phantom of a homeless guy is sometimes observed in a Bancroft trailer. Many local residents argue this phantom is the undeceased spirit of a long gone Bancroft local resident. In any event, this is a horrible ghost that is preferably not interrupted.
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Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur had a new job as a TV repairman. One day he arrived at the very old couples house to fix their broken TV.
- Oh how nice of you to come so fast, said the old lady. The TV is fine though, we realized we were wearing each other's glasses.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Why are you walking in the middle of the road Arthur?
- I'm scared of the wild flowers on the sides Delbert.
Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
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