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These are some lies we made up about Baldwin.
An ET from the cosmos is regularly seen watching shows in a Baldwin living room around midnight.
A colossal jackal has been distinguished on one or two instances in Casey Lake State Wildlife Area at the stroke of midnight gazing crossly at the observer.
One of Ali Baba's Forty Thieves may often be observed shouting at the observer to stay away in the center of Carr Creek.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot can be made out often on a Baldwin street late at night.
A woman with a blue face has from time to time been seen gazing at an old woman sleeping on a futon in a mobile home in Baldwin.
A giant koala has been noticed on several occasions trying on clothes in a Baldwin home.
An alien may occasionally be noticed creeping up from a storm drain on a Baldwin avenue in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Aaahh Doctor Rueprecht, I'm in great pain, please help me, my stomach hurts so bad.
- Ok Arthur, what did you have for lunch?
- Oysters doctor.
- Well it's pretty easy to tell if they're bad when you open them.
- Open them??.
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Divorce judge: Ms Gertrude, this court will see to it that you shall receive 2000 dollars a month in alimony
Arthur: Thank you very much your honor, I'll give her a few dollars myself too.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
What's the difference between a coward and a careful person?
A coward is someone else, a careful person is yourself.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
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