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These are some lies we made up about Bagley.
An alien from planet Pluto showed up in Dry Hollow at midnight howling at the watcher to stay away.
A soldier's outfit marching about without a body in it was spotted before dawn hurrying after a passing car on a shady road in close proximity to Bagley. This exact ghost has been witnessed very often in this neighborhood. In any event, this is a horrible phantom that you wouldn't wish to meet very late at night.
The spirit of a civil war soldier was spotted stacking pebbles on the water's edge of Ferry Lake. There are numerous accounts about this spirit in the neighborhood.
The ghost of a gentleman with names carved into his leg has repeatedly been seen near Walnut Eddy on a dark night trashing a map. One of the local residents confidently claims that this ghost may be the spirit of a local resident who died here in Bagley in the past.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy is regularly witnessed tossing boulders into the flowing water at Buck Creek before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Bagley
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Ghost Sightings From Bagley
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
They had just started building the new local high-school and the construction manager was checking around the construction site. He noticed a man working there he had never seen before, which of course was nothing new since they hired new workers all the time. The thing that was odd about this one was that the way he was dressed.
- Who's that new guy over there mixing concrete, asked the manager, and why on earth is he wearing a suit??
- Oh him, said the foreman, that's Arthur, he's one of the teachers. He was here for the corner-stone ceremony and when he found out how much construction workers get paid he decided to stay.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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