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An alien from planet Mars has once in a while been perceived in Avoca Prairie-Savanna State Natural Area after midnight pulling a corpse across the ground.
An extraterrestrial from another world is from time to time witnessed by Bogus Bluff looking terrifying.
An enormous opossum has allegedly been spotted on many occasions in Booth Hollow late at night pointing at the witness.
The ghost of a youthful female in a blood-covered wedding gown can occasionally be made out playing a song on a xylophone in an Avoca mobile home. Locals here who have made out this phantom declare this phantom is the undead spirit of a long dead Avoca local resident. In any case, it in all certainty is a chilling ghost that should be left alone.
A Megalosaurus was noticed in a mirror in an Avoca house; the ghost was only perceptible in the mirror.
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Arthur: -Why do church bells never send e-mails? Delbert: - Don't know Arthur: -They'd rather give each other a ring. Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport. - Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert? - No, Arthur, nothing unusual. - What's that in the back of the truck? - The burned pigs. - Burned pigs? - Yes the barn burned down Arthur. - The barn burned down? - Yes, it was ignited by the burning house. - The house burned down too? - Yes, one of the candles fell over. - Candles? What candles? - The ones by your wife's coffin. - My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!? - Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof. - What was she doing on the roof? - She was drunk. - Well, that's nothing unusual. - Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. . Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind. Why do sharks never attack lawyers? Professional courtesy. Arthur was taing a cruise. The cruise ship was passing a tiny island and Arthur noticed a man with a beard and torn clothes waving hysterically to the ship. - Captain! There's a man on that island! Oh, yeah that guy, said the captain, he's always so happy to see us, he waves like that every time we pass by. Arthur called Delbert on the phone: - Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now. -Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over. When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table. - Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out? Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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