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These are some lies we made up about Avalon.
The ghost of a chained up woman may occasionally be seen trying on a jacket in an Avalon residence.
A woman grasping her head under her arm has often been made out in Carver-Roehl County Park at midnight trying to articulate something. Anyway, it's a scary ghost that you shouldn't go seeking.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head not there is often witnessed drifting down on Little Turtle Creek in the early morning hours. Lots of people who live here allege this spirit is possibly the undead spirit of a local resident who used to have a house here in Avalon.
A space invader from outer space may regularly be perceived struggling out from a drain hole on an Avalon residential street before sunrise.
The alien pilot of a flying saucer can be observed very often snooping in mailboxes late at night in Avalon.
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Ghost Sightings From Avalon
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Ghost Sightings From Avalon
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Wow I see you've opened a fruit stand, that's great. What are those ones?
- Yeah those are Fuji Apples Delbert.
- Let me have 8 of those, and I need them individually wrapped. And what about those Arthur?
- Ah those are Grapefruits Delbert.
- Oh Ok, let me have 6 of those individually wrapped. And what about those?
- Yeah those are blueberries Delbert, but they're not for sale.
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