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These are some lies we made up about Augusta.
A very large crow was made out striding from residence to residence before sunrise on an Augusta road.
A space man is frequently observed in Augusta State Wildlife Area before sunrise heaving rocks.
A big chilling ghost is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of instances mounding pieces of wood at Behm G8051 Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
The ghost of a tied up man can frequently be made out late in the night floating along Bears Grass Creek.
The spirit of a hobo can be noticed very frequently looking at the vista from the summit of Moldenhauer Hill very late at night.
Goldilocks has every so often been perceived sitting at the dining table in an Augusta home.
The spirit of an elderly hag is rumored to have been perceived on a handful of instances in a wild spot near Augusta. Either way, this ghost certainly is frightening; one that you don't want to run into around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Augusta
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If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
The small plane was going down with Arthur, Delbert and Douglas who was the pilot.
-Oh oh this is bad, said Douglas, we only have 2 parachutes .
Arthur quickly grabbed a parachute and jumped out.
Oh well, said Delbert. I guess the pilot has to go down with his plane, sorry buddy I'm gonna have to take the last chute, nice knowing you.
- Don't worry, said Douglas, Arthur took my backpack.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
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