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These are some lies we made up about Athens.
The ghost of a gentleman with half his head absent is from time to time observed verbalizing into the air as if someone in addition was near. Folks who have perceived this ghost claim this ghost is probably the stressed ghost of a resident who used to have a home here in Athens.
An ET has been observed on a handful of occasions at Baldwin Creek at the stroke of midnight hurling pebbles into the flowing water.
The martian mechanic of an alien spaceship may now and then be witnessed contemplating in Amco County Park around midnight.
A space alien from Venus has often been observed walking a Great Dane late at night on a shady Athens road.
An ET from another part of the galaxy is rumored to have been witnessed on numerous instances looking through residence windows in Athens at midnight.
An extremely large budgerigar can be seen very frequently watching shows in an Athens living room before sunrise.
A beheaded lady has from time to time been
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witnessed pointing at the bystander outside the entrance to Council Grounds State Park.
A colossal hedgehog is occasionally distinguished rummaging around in trash cans on an Athens lane.
A huge chameleon has been said to have been observed on frequent instances floating in the air like a blimp in Athens.
A gigantic cougar can once in a while be witnessed in a restaurant in the Athens area.
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Ghost Sightings From Athens
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Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
So Arthur, you have any recommendations from previous employer?
- Yes sir, he recommended that I go find a new job.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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