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A giant anteater was distinguished by Phillips Marsh gazing.
The phantom of a bound up female has frequently been witnessed trying to exclaim something down beside Jerry Chute very late at night.
A space man from Pluto is frequently observed dragging a dead body from the chilly water of Brandywine Creek at night.
An ET from another planet is known to have been noticed on numerous occasions concealing a dead body by a large boulder in Mc Clintock County Park late at night.
A woman with the head of a beast can repeatedly be observed walking next to a deserted road near Athelstane. Lots of locals claim this ghost likes startling unwise people who are brave enough to interrupt the peace in Athelstane.
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Hey Arthur, did you know that we only use 10% of our brain capacity
- What about the other 10%.
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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