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These are some lies we made up about Ashland.
The ghost of a gentleman having on armed forces attire may sometimes be witnessed in an Ashland building.
An old knight's armor devoid of a person inside was perceived hurling pebbles into the water at Bay City Creek at the stroke of midnight. The witness freaked out and ran away.
A fairly transparent guy clad as the skipper of a fishing boat appeared in Beaser Park on a dark night shining a light. The spirit acknowledged the presence of the onlooker. If you listen to the local residents, this phantom may very well be a recognized days gone by inhabitant of Ashland.
Count Dracula was seen looking down into the water at Chequamegon Bay late at night.
A colossal mongoose showed up staggering along a secluded highway close to Ashland.
A huge moose was seen showing up in a mirror.
A large menacing ghost has repeatedly been made out at night sprinting after a passing car on a dark road outside Ashland. A lot of residents say this
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ghost is the undead soul of a long gone Ashland resident.
The martian commander of an alien spacecraft is regularly noticed cutting grass in the side garden of a mobile home in Ashland.
The ghost of a bound up gentleman can often be noticed going wild in Apostle Islands National Lakeshore near the park headquarters.
The ghost of
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a young woman covered in blood may be witnessed frequently hollowing out an opening quite near Big Bay State Park. Folks here who have noticed this phantom claim this phantom is that of a local person who settled here in Ashland in the past. In any event, this is an unfriendly spirit that any normal person would not want to encounter.
Julius Ceasar has once in a while been perceived sitting in a chair in a house in Ashland.
An extraterrestrial vacationer from space is every so often spotted marching from residence to residence at night on an Ashland avenue.
A space man from another part of the galaxy has been said to have been observed on many instances going through the refrigerator in the kitchen of an Ashland house before sunrise.
An alien can every so often be distinguished sitting at a coffee table in an Ashland trailer.
A gigantic orangutan has repeatedly been made out in a deserted location outside Ashland.
A guy with a large hole through his torso is often noticed dispatching an envelope
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at an Ashland post office.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashland
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Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
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