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The alien pilot of an unidentified flying object may be witnessed frequently taking in the panorama at Monterey Dam at night.
An martian tourist from another planet has sometimes been spotted by Ashippun River staring.
A lady holding her head beside her arm is from time to time made out at Buzzard Point at night looking down into the water.
The Mothman is rumored to have been witnessed on numerous instances trying to touch something in Blain Street Park late in the night.
The ghost of a youthful woman wearing a blood-covered dress can from time to time be spotted peeking through trailer windows in Ashippun on a dark night. A number of of the residents allege this ghost could be the spirit of a resident who passed on here in Ashippun long ago.
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Ghost Sightings From Ashippun
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Ghost Sightings From Ashippun
Arthur was sitting in the bathtub shivering.
- G G Gertrude D d d dear.. C c call D d doctor R R Rueprecht and ask him if I really need to take these pills with cold water.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
The police pulled Arthur's car over.
-Sir, do you mind if I go through your car?
- Not at all officer, but wouldn't it be easier to go around it.
Hey Arthur, do did you go waterskiing on your vacation like you had planned?
- No Delbert, I couldn't find a lake with a slope.
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