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The phantom of a lady with numbers cut into her cheek is regularly made out in Kandy Kane Park at night searching for a man.
The ghost of a woman with a dagger in her heart has supposedly been made out on one or two occasions posting a parcel at an Arpin post office. One thing is for guaranteed, this is an intimidating ghost that should be avoided.
An martian tourist from outer space can regularly be made out gazing at the water by Vesper Dam very late at night.
A lady having the head of a demon may be observed time and again in the early morning hours before sunrise floating down on East Fork Hemlock Creek. Lots of residents claim this spirit could be a well-known days gone by inhabitant of Arpin.
A space man from another world has every now and then been noticed fishing from the water's edge of Lake Manakiki in the early morning hours before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Arpin
At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur was going about his days with his wife Gertrude when he noticed that she wasn't responding to him anymore when he called her. He had to get right up next to her for her to hear him. Concerned, he went to Doctor Rueprecht and asked him if it could be that his wife was going deaf. The doctor agreed it was a possibility and suggested he go home and try calling her from different distances to see how bad it actually was. So Arthur went home and while his wife was making dinner, he called to her from the living room - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' No answer. He stepped a few feet closer and called again - ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?'' Again, no answer. He was getting worried. He walked to the kitchen door and again asked, ''Gertrude! What are we having for dinner?!'' Again! No answer. Upset and nervous, Arthur stepped up right next to her and again posed the question - ''Gertrude, what are we having for dinner?'' She turned around and said, ''For the LAST TIME - MEATLOAF!!'' .
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