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These are some lies we made up about Armstrong Creek.
The ghost of a guy grasping a sword can once in a while be made out in a metal boat on Forest Lake speaking into the thin air. According to what the people who live here assert, this phantom is the phantom of a vacationer that was killed while traveling through Armstrong Creek many years ago. In any case, it's a scary ghost that you wouldn't wish to run into in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A lady with maggots crawling out of her nostrils was witnessed dragging a body through some bushes in Goodman Park late in the night. The ghost was consumed by the air after being observed. Regardless of what, it indisputably is a chilling ghost that any normal person wouldn't wish to come across.
The alien technician of a UFO was observed drifting by on Mud Creek around midnight.
A giant addax showed up traveling on a motorcycle on a dark highway right next door to Armstrong Creek.
An alien traveler from another galaxy was noticed in an Armstrong Creek trailer.
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Hey over here Arthur, it's me Delbert I'm here on the other side of the river!
- Oh yeah, how have you been, long time no see. How do I get to the other side of this river?
- Are you stupid or something? You ARE on the other side.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
Arthur: -Why is Otto the most common name in Minnesota?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - There's only two letters to remember.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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