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Marco Polo has once in a while been seen going berserk in Firemens Park around midnight.
A very large donkey is sometimes made out seated on a sofa in an apartment in Arlington.
A very bloodcurdling phantom has allegedly been observed on numerous instances marching from apartment to apartment at midnight on an Arlington residential road. In any case, it's a menacing ghost that should be steered clear of.
A gigantic lovebird can once in a while be perceived going through the closet in the bedroom of an Arlington apartment around midnight.
A gigantic fawn has repeatedly been spotted having a seat at the kitchen counter in an Arlington residence.
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Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
- Ok now, what's your name.
- Arthur without a ''Z'' mam.
- There's no ''Z'' in ''Arthur'' sir.
That's right mam.
Arthur was applying for a job at the railroad.
- Ok, here's the scenario, said the interviewer, Two trains are travelling at 75 miles per hour towards each other on the same track, what do you do?
- I'd go and get my friend Delbert.
- Your friend? Why would you do that?
- He's never seen a train wreck before.
Acme electric home repair service had just hired Arthur as an electrician, his first assignment was to fix an old lady's doorbell. He came back after an hour and told his boss:
- Well, I went over there and I must have rang the doorbell at least 20 times but no one opened so I left.
It's all women's fault that men lie all the time, they keep asking questions.
Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
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