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A space alien from the Moon is rumored to have been observed on many instances glancing over Dead Lake Prairie in the early morning hours.
A gigantic vicuna may every now and then be perceived yelling names by Boyd Spring before dawn.
An Iguanodon was distinguished turning toward the watcher by Arkansaw Creek.
A space man from deep space was perceived in Bearpen Coulee at night staring furiously at the watcher.
A partially see-through gentleman dressed as the captain of a freight ship came into sight examining the scenery from the top of Eau Galle Mound after midnight. When the ghost was noticed it faded away into the air.
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Ghost Sightings From Arkansaw
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Ghost Sightings From Arkansaw
Arthur had been a car mechanic ever since he dropped out of high school, he died young at the age of 34. When he met Saint Peter at the gates of heaven he asked:
- Saint Peter, why did you let me die so young?
- Well now Arthur, based on how many hours you've been charging your customers according to your accounting records you are 95 years old.
Arthur was an experiencd pilot and had been warned that the runway they were landing on was very short so he was being extra careful. When the plane approached the runway it seemed even shorter than he had imagined. But he was a good pilot and he knew he could do this. He went down extra slow and touched the ground right at the edge of the runway. He applied maximum brakes, things were flying around in the cabin and the passengers were screaming in panic. But Arthur got the plane to stop an inch from the other edge of the runway. He turned to his co-pilot Delbert and said:
- That was the shortest runway I have ever seen in my whole life.
- Yeah, said Delbert, and look how wide it is.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
What do these two have in common the letter ''A'' and the word ''noon''?
Both of them are in the middle of the ''day''.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
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