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The ghost of a woman with a knife in her heart has been spotted on a handful of occasions smoking a pipe mid stream in Apple Branch. According to what the folks who live here argue, this ghost may be the spirit of a person who lived here who passed away here in Argyle before the present.
An extremely large bighorn can regularly be made out enjoying the panorama at Hidden Valley Lake G6316 Dam late at night.
A gigantic steer may be distinguished repeatedly on an Argyle avenue on a dark night.
A gigantic otter has now and then been witnessed gazing at a man slumbering on a mattress in a mobile home in Argyle.
A space man from planet Saturn is sometimes observed in a shoe store in the Argyle vicinity.
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Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
Arthur and Delbert were out in the woods hunting. Suddenly Arthur got some sort of seizure, started shaking and fell lifeless to the ground. Delbert didn't know what to do, he called 911 at once.
- Please help! My friend is dead I think, he looks dead but I'm not sure, what do I do?
- Ok sir, first of all make sure he's really dead.
- Ok, just a moment . . BANG ! (a gun is fired) . . Ok, he's dead for sure, now what?.
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