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These are some lies we made up about Argonne.
A lady with her head and both legs removed has every so often been made out pulling a corpse from the freezing water of Middle Branch Peshtigo River in the early morning hours. A number of of the people who live here claim this ghost may be the soul of a local who passed on here in Argonne before the present. Any which way, it is certainly a chilling ghost that should be kept away from.
The spirit of a guy clutching a bloody knife is every now and then distinguished at night creeping out of Island Swamp drenched in mud.
A gigantic opossum has allegedly been spotted on numerous instances looking at a woman snoozing in an armchair in a trailer in Argonne.
A giant wolf was witnessed trying on socks in an Argonne residence.
A space alien from planet Mars emerged snooping in mailboxes late in the night in Argonne.
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Ghost Sightings From Argonne
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Ghost Sightings From Argonne
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
Arthur: -What is the difference between a fly and a mosquito?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - A mosquito can fly but a fly cant mosquito.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
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