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A space man was witnessed in the early morning hours before sunrise soaring across Arena Prairie.
The extraterrestrial captain of an extraterrestrial spacecraft appeared scraping out a cavity in Amacher Hollow in the early morning hours.
The spirit of a guy carrying a sword was witnessed concealing a corpse by a sizeable boulder in Arena Pines-Sand Barrens State Natural Area in the early morning hours before sunrise. The phantom saluted the observer.
A female with worms crawling out of her eyes was observed on the summit of Indian Castle on a dark night staring at the panorama. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being made out.
A colossal badger is often witnessed by Arneson Creek sipping soda pop.
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A llama walks into the bar and orders a Miller, drinks the beer, pays and leaves.
- Did you see what just happened? Said Arthur who was also in the bar to the bartender, that's incredible!
- Yes, said the bartender, I agree, I've never seen anything like this before, usually he orders Bud.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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