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An ET was distinguished nosing around in mailboxes before dawn in Arcadia.
An martian traveler from deep space was observed performing a song on a harp in an Arcadia home.
A creepy skeleton was noticed in American Valley around midnight grasping a headbone. The ghost did not appear to be agonized by the watchers.
An ET from deep space has often been noticed by Schultz G9976 Dam late at night gazing at the water.
A space invader is frequently witnessed hiding a body by a big rock in Joe Pietrek Junior County Park before dawn.
A gargantuan bighorn has been said to have been seen on frequent occasions attempting to state something in the middle of Holcomb Coulee Creek.
A man that shape-shifted into a vampire may frequently be perceived in a mirror in an Arcadia mobile home; the spirit was exclusively visible in the mirror.
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An American lawyer went hiking with his Czech associates. Unfortunately, they met with a couple of bears, a female and a male. The lawyer was quick and climbed up the tree. His Czech was not lucky. The male bear swallowed him whole. After a while the bears left, the lawyer quickly went into town to get the police. They came back into the woods, found the two bears sitting under a tree. The lawyer told the police ''There that's the one, the male on the right.'' The police then aimed his gun and shot the female. The lawyer was confused, so he shouted ''What the heck are you shooting the female one for?''. The police replied ''''Would YOU believe a lawyer who told you that the Czech was in the Male?'' .
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
How did Arthur die from drinking milk?
- The cow sat down.
At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked Arthur who was a witness. ''Isn't it true?'' he bellowed, ''that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case.'' Arthur stared out the window, as though he hadn't heard the question. The prosecutor again shouted, ''Isn't it true that you accepted ten thousand dollars to compromise this case?'' Arthur still did not respond. Finally, the judge leaned over and said, ''Sir, please answer the question.'' ''Oh, I thought he was talking to you'', Arthur said.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
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