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These are some lies we made up about Appleton.
A colossal jaguar has often been seen in Alicia Park at night obliterating a book.
A space invader is regularly witnessed in an Appleton school late in the night marching the hallways.
The martian mechanic of an unidentified flying object may frequently be observed by Mud Creek downing apple juice.
The ghost of a civil war combatant may be seen very often at Fox Point in the early morning hours staring down into the water.
The ghost of an awfully burned woman has from time to time been distinguished at night checking out Lighthouse Reef in detail.
The phantom of an engine driver is every so often seen in a mirror in an Appleton trailer; the ghost was exclusively observable in the mirror.
An martian voyager from the cosmos is known to have been made out on frequent occasions trying to find an object beneath a parked Jeep in an Appleton parking lot late in the night.
The phantom of a badly mangled huntsman hauling a dead
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mountain lion may every now and then be observed staring down beside the water's edge at Lake Winnebago 6124.
A lady lacking a head was spotted by Cedars Lock in the early morning hours looking at the water. The ghost waved to the watcher. If you listen to the locals, this phantom is probably the struggling phantom of a local person who used
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to live here in Appleton.
The ghost of a young female with a wire around her neck came into sight in an Appleton area store, pacing the aisles. When the ghost was witnessed it disappeared into the thin air.
A gargantuan lion was seen frightening people at night by a mailbox in Appleton.
An extremely terrifying ghost was witnessed relaxing at the dining table in an Appleton flat shouting names of people. The ghost was swallowed by the thin air after being noticed.
An extraterrestrial from another world was noticed appearing terrifying in Heritage Hill State Park at the ranger station.
A gargantuan addax is often distinguished staggering through a house in Appleton.
A colossal antelope may repeatedly be seen being carried by a stallion beside a highway near Appleton.
An ET can be seen repeatedly striding through a trailer next to Appleton.
The Mothman has now and then been seen in a phone booth in Appleton using the phone.
The ghost of an elderly woman grasping a rifle has purportedly been spotted
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on a few occasions piling chunks of concrete beside a deserted highway in the vicinity of Appleton around midnight.
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Ghost Sightings From Appleton
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Ghost Sightings From Appleton
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Douglas was desperate for a wife put an ad ''Wife Wanted''. The following day, a bunch of letters came. All saying ''You can have mine''.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
If there was no water in the world nobody would learn how to swim and then everybody would drown.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
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