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A space alien from planet Saturn was witnessed trying to find a bag by a desolate road next to Aniwa late in the night.
An alien from the cosmos was perceived in Dells of the Eau Claire Park at midnight dragging a dead body over rocks.
The martian crew member of an extraterrestrial spaceship has often been observed heaving stones into the water at East Branch Eau Claire River on a dark night.
An extremely large porpoise is often witnessed standing by a deserted highway next to Aniwa.
A man having the head of a devil is known to have been seen on a handful of instances being carried by a scooter on a murky road close to Aniwa. One of the folks who live here strongly says that this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was killed while journeying through Aniwa in the past.
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Ghost Sightings From Aniwa
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Ghost Sightings From Aniwa
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
The police pulled a car over, Arthur was sitting in the backseat.
- Arthur, you know better than to let an aardvark drive your car!
- Oh, this is not my car officer, I'm just hitch-hiking.
Gertrude went hunting and accidentally shot a man. She rushed him to Doctor Rueprecht and explained to him what had happened.
- He kept screaming ''I'm a deer, I'm a deer'' but I guess he was screaming ''I'm not a deer. I just got caught up in the excitement I guess and shot him thinking he was a deer. Tell me Doctor, is he going to make it?
- Well, said the doctor, his chances would have been better if you wouldn't have skinned him.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
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