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The martian mechanic of an alien spacecraft is every now and then noticed at Amherst Dam after midnight taking pleasure in the view.
A gargantuan hare has purportedly been distinguished on one or two occasions dragging a corpse from the cold water of Bear Creek around midnight.
A gentleman with a big hole through his upper body was seen throwing boulders in a plastic boat on Lake Julia. Other people close at hand have had comparable sightings with the same phantom.
A woman's body having a skunk's head became visible strolling through an Amherst Junction area graveyard. This ghost is very active in this vicinity; there have been a small number of other stories of this precise ghost.
A Pteranodon was distinguished burning a shoe in Collins Park in the early morning hours.
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Ghost Sightings From Amherst Junction
Little Arthur Junior was in the neighbors yard picking apples from a tree.
- What the hell you think you're doing kid!, The neighbor lady yelled as she came rushing out of her house.
-Stealing apples, little Arthur replied.
- Why you little #@%$& !!!, I'm going to tell your dad, where is he anyway?
- Up here mam, said a voice from the tree.
Arthur, how did you manage to break your leg raking leaves?
- I fell out of the tree.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Why doesn't Arthur eat pickles?
- He can't get his heads into the jar.
The mood was depressed at the brewery. Arthur, one of the most senior workers had drowned in the big beer tank.
- Did he suffer much? Asked his widow Gertrude sobbing.
- I don’t think so mam. He climbed out three times to go to the bathroom before he died.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
My dad built the Rocky Mountains!
Yeah, well, my dad killed the dead sea.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
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