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The ghost of a shackled up guy is rumored to have been distinguished on a handful of occasions floating along Bear Creek at midnight. A local woman alleges that this ghost is the tormented soul of an old Amherst local person.
The ghost of a bum may occasionally be perceived by Amherst Dam in the early morning hours gazing at the water.
An alien from the Moon has regularly been witnessed shining a flash light next to the shore at Lake Julia.
The spirit of a youthful female soaked in blood is repeatedly seen traveling on a horse by the side of a road in the neighborhood of Amherst.
A space alien from another planet can frequently be seen hiding a cadaver by a big boulder in Standing Rock Park at midnight.
The spirit of an old witch may be noticed very often marching through an apartment near Amherst. No matter what, it's a menacing ghost that any reasonable person would not want to bump into.
Julius Ceasar has occasionally been perceived outside Hartman Creek State Park pointing at the watcher.
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Delbert the farm worker went to pick up Arthur the farmer at the airport.
- Did anything unusual happen while I was gone Delbert?
- No, Arthur, nothing unusual.
- What's that in the back of the truck?
- The burned pigs.
- Burned pigs?
- Yes the barn burned down Arthur.
- The barn burned down?
- Yes, it was ignited by the burning house.
- The house burned down too?
- Yes, one of the candles fell over.
- Candles? What candles?
- The ones by your wife's coffin.
- My wife's coffin? Gertrude died!!?
- Yes, Gertrude fell off the roof.
- What was she doing on the roof?
- She was drunk.
- Well, that's nothing unusual.
- Right Arthur like I said, nothing unusual happened. .
Arthur and Delbert were preparing for a manned mission to the sun when Douglas came strolling by.
- Isn’t it too hot for people to land on the sun? Asked Douglas.
- Oh Douglas, come on we're no dummies, we will be landing at night of course.
Arthur came to work one morning in a state of shock and disbelief.
- What's wrong Arthur, asked a coworker, did something horrible happen to you?
- No, not to me, replied Arthur, but to my best friend Delbert.
- Why, what happened to Delbert?
- He ran away with my wife.
Doctor Rueprecht, can you help my son, he thinks he's a chicken
- A chicken? That's odd, said Doctor Rueprecht, how long has he been believing he's a chicken?
- About a year now.
- A whole year? Why did you wait this long to see me? Asked the doctor.
- Well doctor, we're saving a lot of money on eggs.
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