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These are some lies we made up about Amery.
The ghost of an aged sorceress has been distinguished on one or two instances going through the freezer in the kitchen of an Amery residence at night. Nonetheless, it's a bloodcurdling ghost that you don't want to come across on a dark night.
A lady's body with a goat's head can from time to time be made out on the shore of Apple River Flowage 134 trashing a shoe. In any case, it's without a doubt a menacing spirit that you shouldn't go seeking.
An enormous gazelle has frequently been noticed trying to locate an object at Don Dosch Wildlife Flowage Dam on a dark night.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spacecraft is frequently observed in Black Brook County Park before sunrise hiding a corpse by a large rock.
An ET from planet Saturn may frequently be perceived washing a blood-splattered scarf in Markee Spring at midnight.
A half decayed human corpse can be noticed often gazing down into the water at Hickory Point on a dark night. Regardless
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of what, this is an intimidating ghost that is rather not messed with.
A colossal steer has now and then been distinguished gazing at folks in an Amery flat through an air vent.
Ludwig van Beethoven is every now and then distinguished standing along a gloomy highway close to Amery.
A lady alight, grasping a gas bottle may once
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in a while be made out sending a postcard at an Amery post office.
A space alien from another solar system was noticed by Balsam Branch gazing.
A massive newt materialized guzzling regular unleaded from a gas pump at a fueling station in Amery.
The ghost of a farmer dressed in a hat was noticed walking a Saint Bernard around midnight on a murky Amery lane. The spirit was swallowed by the thin air after being spotted.
The alien pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship showed up outside the entrance to Afton State Park scaring folks.
An martian tourist from another solar system was perceived peeking through residence windows in Amery before sunrise.
A Stegosaurus has frequently been witnessed in Mississippi National River & Recreation Area quite near the park headquarters appearing frightening.
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Arthur was down by the docks throwing bricks into the water. Every time he threw a brick he would look down into the water and curse. He did this for a very long time until Delbert came up to him.
- What are you doing? Asked Delbert.
- No matter how many times I throw one of these rectangular bricks into the water I keep getting circles.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
Wow, thanks for taking me on this helicopter ride Delbert, this is my first time in a helicopter you know. What's that big thing spinning on top of our heads anyway?
- That's the air conditioner Arthur. Last time I went it stopped and the pilot started sweating like a pig.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
Arthur: -What do you have if your head is hot, your feet are cold, and you see spots in front of your eyes?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - You probably have a polka-dotted sock over your head.
Arthur, why did you tip the parking attendant $100, are you out of your mind?
- But Delbert, look at this beautiful brand new car he upgraded me to.
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