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These are some lies we made up about Altoona.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus was seen in an Altoona building.
A black rat that shifted shape into a female has regularly been perceived in Altoona Park at midnight hauling a corpse through some bushes. One thing's for guaranteed, it undoubtedly is a chilling ghost that is better not upset.
An alien from the cosmos has been said to have been perceived on numerous instances emerging in a mirror.
The ghost of a down-and-out man can repeatedly be distinguished at night running after a passing VW on a gloomy highway in close proximity to Altoona.
The ghost of a youthful cowboy may be distinguished frequently flinging boulders into the flow at Eau Claire River late in the night.
A big frightening dragon has from time to time been spotted conversing into the thin air up on the summit of Mount Simon.
The ghost of a gold-miner has been said to have been witnessed on frequent instances in the backseat of a truck by the driver distinguishing
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the phantom in her rear view mirror before dawn.
A female with a half translucent body may now and then be spotted looking at the scenery at Dells Dam very late at night.
The spirit of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead has frequently been perceived crying in Pumpkin Valley around midnight.
A very large mustang
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is regularly witnessed going for a midnight swim at Half Moon Beach.
The extraterrestrial captain of an alien spaceship can often be perceived gardening in the side garden of a home in Altoona.
A huge muskrat may be observed over and over again by a guy canoeing in a river close to Altoona.
The phantom of a guy sporting military attire has every now and then been seen seated on the floor in a flat in Altoona. If you listen to what the residents assert, this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long gone Altoona resident.
An armor from the middle ages lacking a human being inside is every now and then perceived twinkling a flash light by Brunet Island State Park.
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Ghost Sightings From Altoona
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Ghost Sightings From Altoona
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
There were three men in a boat with four cigarettes but no matches, how did they manage to smoke?
- They threw one cigarette overboard and made the boat a cigarette lighter.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur was at the gates of heaven. Saint Peter asked him what good deeds he had done in his life.
- Well that was that one time I confronted a gang of bikers that was harassing an old lady. I spat their leader in the face and pushed over his mototcycle.
- Wow ! said Saint Peter, that's really brave and noble, when did do that?
- Well, about two minutes ago. .
Arthur called Delbert on the phone:
- Please come over to my house and help me, I bought this cereal box that came with a free jig saw puzzle and I've been trying to put it together for a week now.
-Ok, said Delbert, I'll be right over.
When he got to Arthur's house Arthur took him to his kitchen table.
- Here it is, can you help me get this thing figured out?
Delbert looked at the table and asked: - Why is your table covered in cornflakes?.
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