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These are some lies we made up about Almond.
A colossal waterbuck has regularly been observed crawling up from a manhole on an Almond road very late at night.
A giant wolverine has purportedly been perceived on a few instances looking irritably at the onlooker at Fountain Lake Dam at midnight.
Snow White may be observed repeatedly playing a tune on a piano in an Almond mobile home.
An alien from another planet is now and then spotted at Spring Creek at midnight heaving pieces of wood into the water.
An army uniform pacing around lacking a body in it can sometimes be spotted mounding pieces of wood outside the entrance to Hartman Creek State Park. No matter what people verbalize, it's a creepy phantom that you do not want to encounter in the early morning hours.
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Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Arthur: -When is a car not a car?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -When it turns into a drive way.
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Honey, Gertrude, I'm home . . . Oh my god, what's this mess?
- Oh Arthur honey, yesterday you asked me what exactly I do at home all day and today I didn’t do those things.
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