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The ghost of a guy wearing a police force uniform is often witnessed burying a cadaver by a sizeable boulder in Lightning Creek State Wildlife Area after midnight.
The ghost of a security guard with a bullet hole in his forehead can frequently be spotted floating down Johnson Creek in the early morning hours before sunrise.
A massive quagga has from time to time been distinguished being in an abandoned farmhouse in Almena.
An alien from another galaxy is once in a while perceived mounted on a Harley on a dark road right next door to Almena.
The ghost of an aged man with a huge white mustache has been made out on many occasions in a home in Almena.
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Ghost Sightings From Almena
Douglas is 34 years old still single. His best pal Arthur asked, ''Why aren't you married? Can't you find a woman who will be a good wife?'' Douglas said, ''Actually, I've found many I wanted to marry, but my mother doesn't like any of them.'' Arthur thinks for a moment and says, ''I've got an idea , just find a girl who's just like your mother.'' A few months later they meet again and his friend asks, ''Did you find the perfect girl? '' Douglas answers, ''Yes, I found the perfect girl. She was just like my mother. My mother liked her very much.'' Since Douglas doesn't look happy, Arthur said, ''Then what's the problem?'' ''My father doesn't like her.'' , Douglas replied.
Her vocabulary was as bad as, as hmmm , never mind.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
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