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These are some lies we made up about Alma.
An alien tourist from another world has occasionally been noticed enjoying the vista at Lock And Dam Number Four before dawn.
The ghost of a young-looking Indian fighter is sometimes witnessed floating in the air like a blimp in Alma. It's been argued that this specific ghost is the struggling spirit of a long forgotten Alma local person.
A gargantuan raccoon may every so often be witnessed looking at a woman slumbering in an armchair in a flat in Alma.
The ghost of an aircraft pilot has often been spotted in the middle of East Indian Creek burrowing a gap. One thing's for certain, this is an unlikable ghost that is rather not disrupted.
An enormous rat is repeatedly spotted trying to conceal a body in McCarthy Lake before sunrise.
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
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Ghost Sightings From Alma
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Arthur's mama's so poor she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur: -Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Because he had no guts.
A note from an kindergarten teacher says: If you promise not to believe everything Arthur Jr. says about what happened in the classroom today, I promise not to believe everything he ever said happened at home.
Arthur and Delbert had kidnapped the wife of a very wealthy man.
They sent the hostage to collect the ransom.
Arthur, Delbert, and Douglas had been going to skydiving school and were about to have their first jump.
- Ok now everyone listen up, just do as you remember from class. Jump out, count to three and pull the handle. If the parachute fails to open just go and get another in the storage.
Arthur's mama is so fat she fell out of the couch on both sides.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
Doctor Rueprecht, please help me. I'm seeing double.
- Ok Arthur, let's take a look at that, why don’t you have a seat on that chair so I can examine you.
- The one on the left or the one on the right?.
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