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These are some lies we made up about Adell.
An alien explorer from space is rumored to have been spotted on one or two instances by Adell Swamp going nuts.
An alien from planet Saturn can repeatedly be made out looking at the water by Hingham Dam in the early morning hours.
A space invader from another world can be observed often on the water's edge of Lake Ellen trashing a bag.
A female character has sometimes been seen dispatching a packet at an Adell post office. Folks who have observed this ghost say this ghost is the struggling spirit of a former Adell person who lived here.
The phantom of a woman having demonic signs cut into her leg is now and then observed searching for a book in Firemans Park at the stroke of midnight. In any event, this is a hostile spirit that you shouldn't go trying to locate.
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Ghost Sightings From Adell
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Ghost Sightings From Adell
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Sit!
Sit who?
Sit down and be quiet !.
Hey Delbert, how many idiots does it take to wash a car?
- Don't know Arthur, how many?
- Two, one holding the sponge and one driving the car back and forth.
YOU'RE LYING ! said the police interrogator to Arthur.
- No, I swear I was out of town the last two days of February.
- That's impossible! the last two days of February do not exist.
As Arthur was trying to pack for vacation, his 3-year-old Arthur Jr. was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, he said, ''Daddy, look at my fingers'' Trying to keep him happy and entertained, He reached out and stuck his fingers in his mouth and said, ''Daddy's eating your fingers!'' He was pretending to eat them. Then he had to rush out of the room again. When he returned, Junior was standing on the bed staring at his fingers with a devastated look on the face. I said, ''What's wrong?'' ''Daddy Daddy, where's my booger?''.
Arthur the Cannibal was having lunch with his friend Delbert the Cannibal.
- Delbert, I don't like my wife.
- At least eat your vegetables Arthur.
Arthur was blind, Delbert was deaf, Douglas was in a wheel-chair and they were out for a walk in the woods and came to a mysterious looking cave. There was a sign that said ''Enter this cave and a single wish of yours will come true''.
Arthur went in first, he came out ecstatic.
- I can see, I can see, hooray!
Delbert went in.
- I can hear, I can hear, he exclaimed happily.
- Douglas went next. After a while he came out and said
- Look guys, new wheels!.
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