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The alien pilot of an alien spaceship has been seen on numerous instances smoking a cigar at the stroke of midnight on a park bench in Abbotsford.
An martian voyager from another planet may frequently be spotted strolling through a mobile home in Abbotsford.
A semi transparent man clothed as the captain of a oil tanker can be perceived very frequently reading a pamphlet at Dorchester G262 Dam in the early morning hours. Many local residents argue this ghost may very well be a well-known past inhabitant of Abbotsford.
A sizeable scary spirit has every now and then been perceived on the water's edge of Kalepp Lake trying to find another ghost. Locals say that this ghost is possibly the undeparted ghost of a local resident who used to reside here in Abbotsford.
A huge steer is once in a while seen crying in the middle of East Branch Big Eau Pleine River.
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Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
Arthur the blacksmith was telling his apprentice Delbert what to do.
- Ok, listen carefully and do as I say. I will take the iron out of the fire and place it on the anvil. You keep you eyes on my head, when I nod you hit it as hard as you can with the giant hammer. Those were Arthur's last words.
Arthur and Gertrude was taking a trip on a twin engine airplane when the captain came on the speaker.
- This is your captain speaking, one of our engines has stopped working. But we still have one good engine running so there's no need to panic.
Gertrude: - Well Arthur honey, I hope the other one doesn't quit on us, in that case we'll have to sit here all night.
Arthur, why do you always walk around with your hands in your pockets?
- Well Delbert, uhm, it's kinda embarrassing but ok, I'll tell you. My fingers are different length and I have a complex about that.
Arthur and Delbert had bought a 9 foot tall truck. The two novice truckers in their 9 foot high truck came to a tunnel with a sign that said ''8 foot maximum height''.
-See any cops around? asked Arthur.
-Nope, said Delbert.
-OK, let's go for it!.
Mama Snail:
Ok kids, stop right here and wait at the side of the road for a while, there's a bus coming in three hours.
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