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These are some lies we made up about Watauga.
The phantom of an engine driver has sometimes been made out looking at the water by George Genoff Dam after midnight. Locals who have seen this ghost declare this ghost is the struggling spirit of a long forgotten Watauga resident.
The ghost of a terribly mangled hunter hauling a dead cougar is once in a while seen scraping out a gap in the ground in Cedar River National Grassland after midnight.
A female lacking a head has been spotted on many instances pulling a dead body from the chilly water of Timber Creek late in the night.
An extraterrestrial from another part of the galaxy can sometimes be seen on the highest spot of Hump Butte at night staring at the panorama.
A large terrifying beast has repeatedly been observed repositioning orbs about in Little Moreau Recreation Area right by the park headquarters.
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Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Arthur comes home to find his wife Gertrude in bed with another man. ''What are you doing'' he yells.
The wife whispers to her lover: ''I told you he was stupid!''.
Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Arthur are you cold?
- Yes, Delbert, I am.
- Get into the corner, it's 90 degrees.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
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