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An armed forces uniform marching around devoid of a body in it has often been distinguished at Kellers Dam late at night sipping paint.
An alien is often observed up on the pinnacle of Kline Buttes smoking a cigar.
An martian voyager from deep space is rumored to have been witnessed on a handful of instances flying across the Kline Buttes on a dark night.
The ghost of a civil war fighter can regularly be observed looking at folks in a Wakpala house through a window.
The ghost of a man having a pentagram engraved into his nose may be observed over and over again trying to get cars to stop by the side of a gloomy highway close to Wakpala. Loads of folks who live here argue this phantom is probably the undeceased phantom of a local person who used to reside here in Wakpala. In any event, it's a scary ghost that you would not want to encounter at midnight.
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Arthur and his wife Gertrude was out for a romantic walk.
- Watch out Gertrude, dog poop, don’t step in it.
- Nah, that doesn’t look like dog poop. But I wonder what it could be. I'm curious, could you smell it dear and tell me what it is.
- Hmm, smells like dog poop to me.
- I'm not convinced dear, could you please touch it.
- Ok dear, for you anything. ... Well it does feel like dog poop
- I'm still not quite convinced dear, could you please taste it and tell me what it is.
- No Gertrude, can we just leave this thing behind us and move on not knowing what it is please?
- No Arthur, I really want to know what that is, now take a big bit out of it and tell me what it is.
Ok, ok, for you my dear anything...
Arthur takes a bite, chews it well.
-Aaahhh!!! &*$#@#$%!!! This is disgusting !!! It's definitely dog poop, no doubt about it.
- Lucky we didn't step in it then Arthur.
Doctor Rueprecht the gynecologist had decided to change his career and become a mechanic. So he signed up for evening classes and learned all he could. When time for the exam approached, he prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, and asked him about the mark. The instructor said, ''During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it THROUGH the muffler?? .
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