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An alien from Jupiter has been noticed on a few instances screaming at the observer to be off down beside Dillon Spring at night.
An alien from another planet can frequently be spotted checking out Norwegian Gulch in detail late at night.
The spirit of a young air force pilot can be observed frequently drifting along on Frog Creek on a dark night. One of the people who live here steadfastly says that this phantom is the phantom of a traveler that was killed while driving through Wakonda long ago.
Issac Newton has now and then been noticed glancing over Cabbage Flat before dawn.
A lady with a blue face is sometimes noticed relaxing at the dining table in a Wakonda trailer demolishing a map. Regardless of what, this is a horrible phantom that you wouldn't wish to bump into at midnight.
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Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Arthur, why are your eyes closed?
- Well Delbert, I was in the middle of a blink and I got bored.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Do you smoke Arthur? Asked Doctor Rueprecht.
- No.
- That's too bad, it would have done you good to quit.
A Nightcrawler gentleman was out for a walk on a fine day and met a pretty looking Nightcrawler lady.
- Good day Mr. Nightcrawler, said the lady, would you like to come back to my place?
- I would love to mam, but aren't you married?
- Oh don't worry, my husband went fishing.
A car had crashed into a tree and Arthur and Delbert were found drunk at the scene, they were arrested at the crash site by the police. Later in court the judge asked:
- Which one of you two were driving the car?
-Your honor, we were both in the back seat singing.
Arthur, have you been getting enough iron?
Yes, I chew my nails every day Doctor Rueprecht.
Arthur had gone down to the corner bar for a couple of drinks, but it ended up being a bit more than that. At closing time he had had so much to drink that he couldn't even walk to the door.
He crawled out the door and sat down on the sidewalk outside thinking that if he waits a bit he'll be sober enough to walk home.
He waited about an hour and tried to get up but couldn't.
Oh well, he thought, I can't sit here all night, I'll just crawl home.
It took him a while to crawl home but he finally made it. He crawled into his house and up the stairs and into bed and fell asleep.
The next morning Arthur's wife Gertrude woke him up and said.
- Honey, they called from the corner bar and want to know when you're going to pick up your wheelchair.
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