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These are some lies we made up about Vienna.
The Gingerbread Man is known to have been made out on a handful of occasions in Bochek State Public Shooting Area late in the night meditating.
The phantom of a shackled up female can every so often be noticed fishing from the water's edge of Mud Lake before dawn.
A huge sheep was seen taking a rest in a beanbag in an apartment in Vienna.
The alien mechanic of an unidentified flying object materialized looking frightening beside a streetlamp in Vienna.
A woman hauling her head by her arm was seen going through the fridge in the kitchen of a Vienna flat at the stroke of midnight. Scared by the watchers the ghost faded away into the shadows.
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Hello, this is Arthur in room 234, I would like to order a wake-up call.
- Ok sir, when?
- Right now please. Thanks Bye. . Arthur hangs up.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Hey Arthur, long time no see. Oh my god, what happened to you, you've lost your hand. How did that happen?
Well Delbert, no biggie really, tiger bit it off.
Oh ok, what are you looking for here on the street anyway Arthur?
Well, Delbert, I'm looking for a second hand store.
Arthur and Delbert are catching up after Arthur was sent to Iraq. Arthur says ''I have been teaching my dog to speak English.'' ''No way.'' Delbert replied in disbelief. ''Then listen to this.'' He turns to his dog and asks ''How was the situation in Iraq?'' The dog replies ''rough rough''.
Arthur gets pulled over for speeding.
Cop: - License and registration please. You were driving 50 in a 35 sir.
Arthur: - No officer, I'm pretty sure I was only driving maybe 40.
Arthur's wife Gertrude: - Officer, officer, I aw the speedometer, he was driving 53 exactly.
Cop: - I appreciate your honesty, ok 53 it is then. Also sir, are you aware that your tail light is out?
Arthur: - Oh really, I had no clue, thank you for telling me officer I'll have that fixed right away.
Gertrude: - Officer, officer, that light has been out for a month, I've been bugging him to fix it every single day.
Arthur turns to his wife and screams: - SHUT UP YOU @#$%&@ IDIOT!
Cop: - Mam, does he always talk that way to you?
- Only when he's drunk.
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