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These are some lies we made up about Tyndall.
The phantom of an aged man with a large gray mustache may be noticed repeatedly sipping motor oil beside a desolate highway right next door to Tyndall very late at night. Residents here argue that this ghost is the tormented soul of a long forgotten Tyndall local person.
An extremely large guinea pig has occasionally been witnessed smoking a pipe in North Bon Homme State Public Shooting Area late in the night.
The martian pilot of an extraterrestrial spaceship is every so often spotted by Haucks Lake articulating into the night.
Socrates may every so often be perceived standing by a wild road outside Tyndall.
An martian explorer from another part of the galaxy was witnessed in a trailer in Tyndall.
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Ghost Sightings From Tyndall
Why do women use make-up and perfume?
- Because they're ugly and they smell bad.
Have you really lived in this house your whole life?
- Not yet.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur and Delbert were competing about who could lean out the furthest out of a train window. Suddenly Delbert won.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Arthur and Delbert were walking through the woods on a dark night and got to a creek.
- How do we cross Delbert?
- Simple Arthur, I turn on my flashlight and you walk on the light beam to the other side.
- You think I'm stupid or something? When I'm halfway you'll turn off your flashlight so I fall in.
Hey Delbert, if you can guess exactly how many oranges are in this bag you can have all five of them.
Arthur was walking down the street with a giraffe and got stopped by a police man.
- Where do you think you're going with that wild and dangerous animal? Asked the cop.
- Oh, I'm taking him to the zoo, said Arthur.
The cop thought that was probably ok since an animal like that belongs in the zoo and decided to let Arthur take his giraffe to the zoo.
But the next day Arthur came walking down the street again with the same giraffe.
Hey what's going on? asked the cop, I thought you took that giraffe to the zoo yesterday?
- Yes I did, and today I'm taking him to the movie theater.
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