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These are some lies we made up about Stockholm.
The ghost of a tied up gentleman has every now and then been seen going mad in Hanson State Public Shooting Area after midnight. Residents who have distinguished this spirit say this spirit gets pleasure from startling foolish people who come looking for spirits in Stockholm.
The ghost of a hobo is every now and then witnessed in a mirror in a Stockholm house; the spirit was exclusively detectable in the mirror. A local man claims that this ghost may very well be a well-known old days native of Stockholm.
The ghost of an aged sorceress has allegedly been perceived on a handful of instances looking for a picture beneath a parked truck in a Stockholm parking lot at night. One of the locals strongly declares that this ghost is the undeceased spirit of a long departed Stockholm local resident. In any event, this is an unlikable spirit that any normal person would not want to meet.
A woman's body having a pig's head has regularly been seen in a Stockholm area clothing
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store, staggering the aisles. Several of the locals declare this ghost is the ghost of a traveler that was murdered while driving through Stockholm in the past.
An enormous mule is often made out in Big Stone Lake State Park quite near the ranger station having a cracker.
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Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur: -How can you keep from getting a sharp pain in your eye when you drink chocolate milk?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: - Take the spoon out of the glass.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
Arthur came home from work. He was too tired so he went straight to bed. He saw that his wife was sound asleep, so he tried to be very quiet. He tucked himself in next to her. He looked at the end of the bed; he saw some feet sticking out from under the blanket, so he started counting them. 1..2..3..4..5..6. ''Oh. no something's wrong. There are two of us, so there should be four feet'', he told himself quietly, not wanting to wake his wife up. He stood up and walked to the end of the bed and started counting again. 1...2...3...4. Okay! There you go! He then went back to bed.
Nancy: Meet my baby brother!
Jenny: How cute! What's his name?
Nancy: I don't know. I don't understand a word he says.
Excuse me sir, take a look at this suitcase, it's a top quality suitcase and it can be yours for only 50 dollars if you buy it from me right now.
- Hmm, yes it's pretty. But what am I going to do with it?
- Well sir, you put your clothes in it when you travel.
- You mean I'm supposed to travel around naked?.
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