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These are some lies we made up about Salem.
A colossal capybara was made out looking at folks in a Salem home through a door crack.
Julius Ceasar materialized in a desolate zone next to Salem.
A space man from the cosmos was observed walking alongside a dark road near Salem.
A fantastically scary spirit was made out drinking fuel from a gasoline pump at a gas station in Salem. This ghost is exceptionally active in this area; there have been numerous additional reports of this specific ghost. No matter what, this is a nasty ghost that you wouldn't wish to meet before dawn.
The extraterrestrial crew member of a UFO has regularly been distinguished struggling to express something in Lake Herman State Park right by the park headquarters.
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Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Arthur's son Arthur Junior was saying his bed-time prayers and Arthur was listening in from behind the door, he finished by saying ''Bless Mom and Dad and Grandma, and Rest in Peace Grandpa.''
Arthur thought that was a strange thing to say since Grandpa was still alive and well. But the next day Grandpa died of a sudden massive heart attack. Arthur of course thought that was spooky but it was probably a coincidence.
But a few months later it happened again, Arthur's son finished his prayer with ''Bless Mom and Dad, and Rest in Peace Grandma''. The next day Arthur's mother-in-law died unexpectadly.
Old people die all the time figured Arthur, it's just a concidence.
But a few months later he overheard his sons prayer again, this time it ended with ''Bless Mom, and Rest in Peace Dad''.
This is bad thought Arthur. The next day he called in sick but didn't tell his wife Gertrude. He left the house very early before any other cars were out and drove very carefully to the nearest hospital. He sat down in the reception area and just sat there all day, he figured if he gets sick suddenly he'll have a better chance here at the hospital. He sat there until midnight and then he went home feeling very relieved.
- When he got home his wife looked very emotional. ''Where have you been all day I tried to call you at work, something horrible has happened. Your best friend Delbert got hit by a garbage truck and died.''.
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