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A female in flames, holding a gas container has been observed on several instances by Dry Creek looking. Folks who have made out this ghost say this ghost is perhaps the struggling ghost of a local person who used to dwell here in Saint Onge. In any case, it's a creepy ghost that is better not messed with.
The ghost of a young-looking air force pilot may often be witnessed before sunrise hovering over the Haystack Buttes.
A space man from planet Saturn has from time to time been made out in a secluded location next to Saint Onge.
A space invader from another solar system is every so often observed at Black Hills RC and D Stabilization Dam in the early morning hours reasoning.
A woman with a sea-green face may from time to time be made out hitch-hiking in the middle of a shady highway near Saint Onge.
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Ghost Sightings From Saint Onge
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Ghost Sightings From Saint Onge
Delbert and Arthur were performing a strange ritual in the city park. Delbert was digging small holes in the ground with a spade, and Arthur was walking behind him filling the holes with a spade.
- What exacly are you guys doing? Asked a man who was passing by.
- We're planting flowers, said Arthur, usually Douglas is here too, but he's ill today, he's the one that puts the seed in the ground.
Hey Arthur, how did the job interview go, did they call you back?
- No Delbert, I don't know what happened, it all went so well until the very end when they asked me if I have any questions.
- Well what did you ask them?
- I asked them if they file charges.
I don't get it Arthur. The first day you painted 100 feet of fence, the second day 30 feet and today only 10 feet. What's wrong?
- Well boss, I have to walk further and further to the paint bucket every day.
A very old gentleman from the country side went to the big city for the very first time in his life. He went into a department store and saw an elevator, he had never seen an elevator before and looked at it wondering what it was. After a while an old lady came along and got in the elevator, the door closed. The man kept looking. A short while later the elevator door opened up and a young lady stepped out.
- I gotta try that, said the old man.
Three idiots were out for a walk and saw some mysterious tracks on the ground.
- I think it's a deer, said Arthur
- No, said Delbert, it's definitely a mountain lion.
Douglas was just about to say something when they all got hit by the train.
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