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The ghost of a muscular lumberjack carrying a large axe is repeatedly witnessed up on Grass Mountain hollowing out a crater. One thing's for guaranteed, this is a hostile ghost that is rather not disrupted.
A bloodcurdling skeleton has purportedly been noticed on several occasions stacking chunks of concrete in Rosebud Timber Reserve on a dark night. Several of the people who live here assert this ghost is in all probability the undeparted ghost of a resident who used to dwell here in Saint Francis.
A gentleman that transformed into a vampire may often be perceived floating down Beads Creek after midnight. It has been claimed that this exact phantom is the tormented spirit of a long gone Saint Francis resident.
The Mothman can be noticed often checking out Sawmill Canyon in detail at midnight.
A huge bat has now and then been observed trying on a hat in a Saint Francis house.
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Ghost Sightings From Saint Francis
Time flies. But you can't, they're too fast.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
A fish walks into a bar.
The bartender says: -Sorry, we don't serve fish in here.
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Why are there so many people called John?
- Because it's a common name.
The town reverend had called together a special town meeting to expose the wickedness of the local casino.
- Who's the richest man in this town? Well let me tell you, it's the casino owner. Who's got the nicest car? the casino owner. Who's got the biggest house? Again the casino owner! And who's paying for all of this? You people are, by spending your hard earned cash in his casino! You people must all stop gambling at the casino or else you will just get poorer and poorer.
The speech made a great impression on Arthur, the local bookstore owner. The next day he met the reverend in front of his book store.
- Reverend, I want to thank you for opening my eyes and letting me see the true nature of gambling and how it robs good people of their livelyhood.
- Well I'm very glad to hear that, I take it you have given up gambling then?
- Hell no, said Arthur, I'm converting my bookstore into a casino.
Two burglars were getting very annoyed.
- Man, this is the 23rd safe we bust open tonight and not a penny, these guys are supposed to be loaded.
- Yeah, I though these safe factories made lots of money.
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