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A female with a spear sticking out of her head may repeatedly be observed walking a Cocker Spaniel around midnight on a murky Roscoe residential street.
A massive mynah bird can be distinguished frequently flashing a kerosene lamp at the entrance to Doyle Memorial State Park.
The martian crew member of an alien spaceship has occasionally been seen watching shows in a Roscoe living room before dawn.
An old knight's armor with no human being inside has been made out on many instances on a Roscoe residential road after midnight.
A Brachiosaurus may sometimes be distinguished gazing at a woman snoozing on the floor in a home in Roscoe.
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Ghost Sightings From Roscoe
Arthur: -What will seven days of dieting do to you?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -They make one weak (week).
Computers are like air conditioners: they stop working properly when you open windows.
Boss! There's a man here, he says it’s about a bill.
- Uhoh! Tell him I'm not here, tell him I'm sick today or something.
- Ok, boss.
A bit later.
- Is he gone?
Yes boss, he said don’t worry, he'll come back and pay the bill next month instead.
How did Arthur get killed ironing curtains ?
- He fell out of the window.
Farmer Arthur's mother-in-law had been kicked to death by the farmer's mule.
A big crowd showed up for the funeral. She must have been very popular said the minister.
They're all here to buy the Mule said Arthur.
Mommy, is it true that there are cannibals in Florida?
- Of course not, who told you such a thing?
- The teacher at school says many people in Florida live off of tourists.
What's the difference between your mother-in-law and Bigfoot?
One of them stinks, is covered in hair, weighs 900 pounds. The other one has big feet.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
Arthur's mama's so holy; she thinks nuns dress too provocatively.
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