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The ghost of a gentleman having on a military uniform was distinguished very late at night floating down on Perry Creek. There have been several testimonies with reference to this phantom in the vicinity. People argue that this ghost is that of a resident who existed here in Rockham some time ago.
A space alien from another part of the galaxy came into view reading a newspaper at Zell Lake Dam in the early morning hours before sunrise.
An alien was seen in a desolate place in the neighborhood of Rockham.
A colossal budgerigar has frequently been spotted standing next to a shady road in close proximity to Rockham.
Napoleon Bonaparte is known to have been observed on one or two occasions gulping regular from a pump at a gasoline station in Rockham.
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Ghost Sightings From Rockham
Arthur: -How can you tell if a mummy has a cold?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -He starts coffin.
Arthur: -When you fall off a ladder, what would you fall against?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -Against your will.
A duck walks into a bar and asks the bartender:
- Got bread?
- No.
- Got bread?
- No Mr. Duck, we don't have any bread.
- Oh, Ok then. Doy ou have any bread?
- I already told you you stupid duck, we don’t have any bread now if you ask me one more time I'll grab you by the neck and nail your beak to the counter!
- Got nails?
- No.
- Got bread?.
Grandma, Grandma, wake up!! You forgot to take your sleeping pills.
Arthur and Delbert were fishing and they caught a huge fish.
- Wow Arthur, that's a big one, how do we kill it.
- I know Delbert, let's drown it.
Arthur, why did it take so long to clean the basement windows?
- I had to bury the ladder Gertrude.
Do you have any mail for me today?
Well, let's see, what's your name?
It's on the envelope.
Arthur: -Who won the skeleton beauty contest?
Delbert: - Don't know
Arthur: -No body.
Arthur!! Hurry up you're gonna be late for school!
- No no, I don't want to go, all the kids are so mean to me at school. They give me wedgies and flush my head in the toilet.
- Nonsense, it'll be fun once you get there.
- No no no, I don't want to, call them and tell them I'm sick please.
- No Arthur, you must go, you are the principal after all.
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