|
| |
Renner, South Dakota Lies | |
|
These are some lies we made up about Renner.
A massive aardvark has frequently been witnessed by Silver Creek screaming names.
A massive lovebird is regularly witnessed staring at the water by Nordstrom Dam late at night.
A colossal baboon has purportedly been seen on several occasions in Bryant Park late in the night concealing a corpse by a big rock.
The ghost of a civil war combatant can repeatedly be distinguished strolling from house to house on a dark night on a Renner lane.
The ghost of an appallingly charred lady may be spotted repeatedly on the highest spot of Cactus Hills on a dark night watching the surroundings.
| |
|
|
Ghost Sightings From Renner
Submit a lie about Renner, South Dakota:
Other untruthful towns near Renner, South Dakota:
Baltic, South Dakota, 5 miles away
Sioux Falls, South Dakota, 7 miles away
Crooks, South Dakota, 7 miles away
Dell Rapids, South Dakota, 8 miles away
Brandon, South Dakota, 10 miles away
Harrisburg, South Dakota, 12 miles away
Garretson, South Dakota, 13 miles away
Trent, South Dakota, 13 miles away
Humboldt, South Dakota, 13 miles away
Tea, South Dakota, 14 miles away
| | |
The latest lies from around the world
All towns and cities in
South Dakota
|
Ghost Sightings From Renner
Arthur had accidentally locked his keys in the car. Luckily a police car just passed by and they could help Arthur get his family out of the car.
Pay attention students, if this chemistry experiment fails the whole building will blow up and fly to high heavens in a cloud of black smoke. Now gather around so you can all follow along.
Hey Arthur, what do lawyers use as birth-control?
- Don't know Delbert.
- Their personalities.
Dad, I think I'm old enough to drive the car.
- Yes son, you are. But the car isn't.
Mom, can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?
- Yes dear but don't go too close.
Monday morning Arthur started his new job as a lumberjack and his boss was instructing him.
- With this chainsaw you can cut down 50 trees a day.
On Friday afternoon his boss went over to him to see how many trees he had cut down in his first week.
- Well sir, five so far but I'm starting to get the hang of it.
- Five!!, what the hell is wrong with you? the boss yelled and picked up the chainsaw to show him how to cut down a tree.
He started the saw and Arthur jumped up in the air.
- Aaahhh! What is that noise?.
Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on the beds next to each other, outside the operating room. The first kid leans over and asks, ''What are you in here for?'' The second kid says, ''I'm in here to get my tonsils out.'' The first kid says, ''You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was four. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze!'' The second kid then asks, ''What are you here for?''
The first kid says, ''A circumcision.'' And the second kid says, ''Whoa! I had that done when I was born. I couldn't walk for a year!''
.
MORE JOKES
|
