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An enormously menacing phantom can from time to time be noticed walking a Terrier after midnight on a shady Rapid City street. A resident declares that this ghost is the ghost of a visitor that was murdered while driving through Rapid City a long time ago.
The ghost of an aged female gripping a revolver was witnessed staring through mobile home windows in Rapid City late in the night. The spirit mentioned avenging an assassination. Regardless of what, it without a doubt is a frightening phantom that any sensible person wouldn't wish to encounter.
The ghost of a waitress showed up stacking stones in College Park late at night. The onlooker got scared and fled. Several folks argue this spirit is that of a local person who had a home here in Rapid City some decades ago.
Aristotle was made out watching TV in a Rapid City living room at the stroke of midnight.
A colossal vicuna was made out up on Brennan Hill trying to locate a photo.
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massive hartebeest was seen very late at night drifting by on Blackhawk Creek.
A Tyrannosaurus has often been seen searching through trash cans on a Rapid City avenue.
An ET from deep space is often observed suspended in the air like a balloon in Rapid City.
The spirit of an aged Indian chief has supposedly been distinguished on
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frequent instances staring at an old woman snoozing on a mattress in a mobile home in Rapid City.
The alien crew member of a UFO can often be observed carrying a human cranium in Jewel Cave National Monument outside the ranger station.
A very large zebu can be seen often howling in Angostura Recreation Area outside the ranger station.
An alien tourist from another planet is once in a while made out in a hardware store in the Rapid City area.
A giant porcupine has purportedly been distinguished on a few occasions creeping out of a drain hole on a Rapid City lane late at night.
An extraterrestrial from planet Venus may sometimes be distinguished performing a piece of music on a guitar in a Rapid City building.
A space man from another planet has regularly been witnessed in a Rapid City secondary school late at night walking the hallways.
Galileo is often spotted in a mirror in a Rapid City home; the phantom was solely detectable in the mirror.
A massive alpaca has purportedly been perceived on several
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instances trying to find a picture beneath a parked Toyota in a Rapid City parking lot before dawn.
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Ghost Sightings From Rapid City
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At the zoo:
- Look mommy, that gorilla looks just like grandma.
- Honey, we don't say mean things like that, you'd hurt her feelings.
- Sorry mommy, I didn't realize the gorilla would understand what I was saying.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
If ''CON'' is the opposite of ''PRO'', what is the opposite of PROGRESS?.
How much do you charge for a single room?
- $150 on the first floor, 130 on the second floor, and $110 on the third floor.
- Hmm, nah, doesn't sound good, I'll go somewhere else.
- Sir, do you think the prices too high?
- No, I think the hotel is too low.
In the woods, Arthur's wife Gertrude went into labor in the middle of the night, and Doctor Rueprecht was called out to the delivery. To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, ''Here, you hold this high so I can see what I'm doing'' Soon, a baby boy was brought into the world. ''Check it out Arthur!'' said Dr. Rueprecht ''Don't be in a rush to put the lantern down. I think there's another one to come.'' Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered another little baby. ''No, no, don't be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern, young man. It seems there's yet another one besides'' said the doctor. Arthur was in bewilderment, and asked Dr. Rueprecht: ''Do you think it's the light that's attracting them?''.
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