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An extremely large gemsbok has purportedly been witnessed on several occasions contemplating by Indian River.
The phantom of an old Indian chief may frequently be spotted in an Ortley building. Residents argue that this phantom may be the soul of a resident who passed away here in Ortley some decades ago.
A black as coal crow that shape-shifted into a lady has every now and then been perceived showing up in a mirror. One thing is for sure, this is an intimidating ghost that you wouldn't want to come across at night.
The ghost of a young-looking female outfitted as a maid has supposedly been noticed on frequent instances taking a rest in an armchair in an apartment in the neighborhood of Ortley. A local man declares that this ghost might be a distinguished former time dweller of Ortley.
An enormous bull may once in a while be seen late in the night hurrying after a passing Ford on a murky highway in the vicinity of Ortley.
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Four is my lucky number. When I was four I found a 4 pound gold nugget in the back yard. I won 4 million dollars on the lottery on April 4th 2004. Last week when I turned 44 I went out to the horse race track and put every penny I own on horse number 4 in the 4th race.
- Wow Arthur! Did you win?
- No Delbert, he came in 4th I'm afraid.
Teacher: - Arthur please point to America on the map.
Arthur: -This is it.
Teacher: Well done. Now class, who found America?
Class: -Arthur did.
Arthur and Gertrude had a car accident while driving to a church to get married. Now they are both together again in heaven. They really want to get married , so they discussed their need with St. Peter who promised to help them out. However, they haven't heard from him for 10 years. After 20 years has passed he came to them with a priest. They finally got married and lived happily together for 5 years. Arthur came to see St. Peter asking if he could help him since the marriage was not going well. He asked him ''could you help us get divorce?'' St. Peter answered, ''Are you kidding?!! It took me twenty years to find a priest up here. How am I gonna find you a lawyer?'' .
Teacher: Today, we're going to talk about the tenses. Now, if I say ''I am beautiful,'' which tense is it?
Arthur Jr.: -Obviously it is the past tense.
Arthur Junior: - Would you punish me for some thing I didn't do?
His teacher: -No, of course not.
Arthur Junior: Good, because I didn't do my homework.
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