Ortley

 
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A gentleman having a knife in his head may be seen very frequently at Indian River at the stroke of midnight chucking pieces of wood into the flowing water.

An ET has every so often been witnessed looking menacing under a streetlamp in Ortley.

An extremely large springbok is once in a while spotted searching through a refrigerator in the kitchen of an Ortley flat very late at night.
    
The martian captain of a UFO has been seen on several occasions resting at the kitchen counter in an Ortley home.

An martian voyager from another planet has regularly been spotted in a secluded neighborhood outside Ortley.

 

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